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The Top 10 Ugliest Men in Heavy Metal History
Read more: The Top 10 Ugliest Men in Heavy Metal HistoryThis is one fucker who would surely fell the Kraken.
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Matt has had enough of NASCAR dads
Read more: Matt has had enough of NASCAR dadsWho are these “NASCAR Dads” and why are they so influential?
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Happy Sniper’s Day
Read more: Happy Sniper’s DayFrom the Editor: We get lots of mail, and hate mail too, which we love. Here is a response from a real military man that I thought would be worthy of publishing. Guy D. McCardle, Jr. is the author of several articles on a wide variety of military related topics. Guy is a former Army…
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Metal Heart: Seven Essential Life Lessons from an 80s Childhood
Read more: Metal Heart: Seven Essential Life Lessons from an 80s Childhoodif you can’t Ride the Lightning, Bark at the Moon.
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Demons in the air -or- Why movies suck and wokism is everywhere
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Demons in the air -or- Why movies suck and wokism is everywhereDemons in the Air: Why Movies Suck, Wokism is Everywhere, Your Company is Sponsoring a Gay Pride Parade Even Though It Makes Swizzle Sticks and (finally!) Who’s Responsible? [Imagine flying through clouds in clear black and white while a comforting southern voice narrates] There is a demon that lives in the air. This demon calls…
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Where’s My Froggy?: A Top 10 (ribbit) List
Read more: Where’s My Froggy?: A Top 10 (ribbit) ListYou probably find it hard to believe but I write all my Ruthless articles surrounded by aromatic candles immersed in a freestanding claw foot bath. Well, I say write but what I actually mean is dictate. Indeed, all of my honey-coated missives are transcribed by a slightly drunken Catholic schoolgirl called Samantha. Her proofreading skills…
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Schultz’s Guide to Enjoying San Francisco
Read more: Schultz’s Guide to Enjoying San FranciscoEnjoying San Fran is pretty simple. Just get out of the city.
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How To Deal With Conservative/Paranoid Facebook Friends
Read more: How To Deal With Conservative/Paranoid Facebook FriendsFacebook is pretty much the Gettysburg of the internet culture war. It’s the epicenter of binary bloodshed. Houses are divided, attacks are vicious, and no matter what happens, you will see body parts you wish you hadn’t. We can’t help it. Even the wussiest amongst us are embolden by the internet. I think Sir Friendzone…
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Another Poop Story: The Desert Hamburger
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Another Poop Story: The Desert HamburgerOne does not simply enjoy gut bombs.
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Confessions Of A Condiment King -or- Why Goat Revoked Ezra’s Key To The Break Room At Ruthless Towers
Read more: Confessions Of A Condiment King -or- Why Goat Revoked Ezra’s Key To The Break Room At Ruthless TowersGreetings, citizens of Gotham! It is I, Buddy Standler, the Condiment King! You mayo may not have heard my fearsome moniker before…. Oh, come now, you mustard of me at least once or twice. Well, please endeavor to ketchup and follow along, for mine is a tale to relish! I may not be one of…
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The Ruthless Guide to 80s Action Movies: Volume 1
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Three Guesses as To Why the Most Successful Movie Franchise is the Least Culturally Impactful: -or- Why Avatar Fire and Ash will make a lot of money and leave no legacy.
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Kesey & The Cuckoo’s
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The Misunderstood: Agent Smith in The Matrix
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Gremlins vs. Minions, An Analysis
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Kris-Mus in Kaamasmukka
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A Christmas Gift: Explaining the Stock Market Scene in Trading Places
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Dr. Suess’s Ron & Jim Ruined Christmas
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
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Forrest Gump: The Movie We Love (To Loathe)
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Elf (2003)
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Top 10 Film Directors of All Time: A view from two Ruthless writers
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A Charlie Brown Christmas Special (1965)
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Football vs. Kickball: A Eurotrash Perspective
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Confession Of A Cat Murderer
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Jim Morrison: A Tribute
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Waterworld: More like Waterloo (1995)
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Rambo and the Germans
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Stephen is The King of Kings: Or, How Loudness Mistook Itself for Luminosity
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It’s Halloween, I hate Stephen King: Here’s Why
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Top 10 Halloween Candies That Are More Trick Than Treat
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Reflections on Halloween and other essential holidays
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The Great Pumpkin and the Tragic Piety of Linus
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Macho Idiots
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The Best Film Ever Made About…
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Jaws 3-D Got It Right: Some Thoughts on Sequels
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What’s The Deal With Women In Horror Movies?
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A Tour of Hell
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The Meth-Man Chronicles: Home Alone Edition
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Finding Bigfoot(2011)
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Colonoscopy: It’s About the Prep