If you do not tip, or if you tip substantially less than social norms dictate, you deserve to be drowned in a cauldron of boiling vomit. You are the worst. A dictator who cleansed the earth of bad tippers would be remembered as a hero for a hundred generations. The argument for tipping is pretty…

Let’s start with the popular view of China and its role in the future. This whole ‘Chinese Moms’ controversy was only possible because this is what we actually believe: It seems to be a common enough view that this race of pitiless automatons will come to dominate us all. But really, this baroque showcase is…

I’m not going to hold my tongue any longer. Jorts get a pretty bad rap these days. So, for lunch I made a video response. I feel like I’m the only one in the corner of Jorts, but somebody had to stand up for them and all my persecuted jorts wearing brothers.