In the pantheon of great Francis Ford Coppola films, The Outsiders stands firmly above the rest.

America’s Hard Again.

“Ex-Cop. Ex-CIA. Ex-Plosive!”

This one is just a mess of mixed and/or stupid messages. Seagal is a combatant in the war on drugs, which means that drugs have to be ridiculously vilified. We take a brief and amusing trip into Nancy Reagan’s deluded nightmares…

When America needs a catharsis, gooks die.

When we first see Norris, he’s reduced to a moustache, but quickly grows back the beard that made him a cuddly, bear-like hunk.

A solid 15 die during the course of the film, and for once, we get a nice variety.

Christ Almighty, at least 20,000 men, women, and children are butchered in the span of a few hours.

“Nobody leans on Sharky’s Machine.”