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Top 10 Film Directors of All Time: A view from two Ruthless writers
Read more: Top 10 Film Directors of All Time: A view from two Ruthless writersJohn Welsh loves the classics, and rightfully so, but Matt has a different take.
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A Charlie Brown Christmas Special (1965)
Read more: A Charlie Brown Christmas Special (1965)Virtually everyone is familiar with the comic strip Peanuts created by the late Charles M. Schulz (1922-2000), as well as the ancient animated Christmas TV special.
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Football vs. Kickball: A Eurotrash Perspective
Read more: Football vs. Kickball: A Eurotrash PerspectiveDid you know that what you silly Americans like to call ‘football’ is broadcast live on Dutch TV?
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Confession Of A Cat Murderer
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Confession Of A Cat MurdererCall the cops or Sarah McLachlan or whomever is in charge of keeping the heads on stray cats; this is happening
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Jim Morrison: A Tribute
Read more: Jim Morrison: A TributeThe first time I met Jimi, like I mentioned briefly in one of my other writings on this site, was way back in 1992. We met in the best way possible, I think: in a darkened room, while I was still very young—and, more importantly, high as a kite. We sat together, me and a…
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Waterworld: More like Waterloo (1995)
Read more: Waterworld: More like Waterloo (1995)Since I seem to be on this nostalgia trip, let me tell you how I loved to annoy the crap out of my older brother by belittling some cool new piece of tech he had bought. A shiny new TV, a new VCR
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Rambo and the Germans
Read more: Rambo and the GermansI don’t know if you know this, dear reader, but ze Germans have a longstanding tradition of dubbing every single foreign movie and TV show
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Stephen is The King of Kings: Or, How Loudness Mistook Itself for Luminosity
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Stephen is The King of Kings: Or, How Loudness Mistook Itself for LuminosityDear Mr. Cobb: You are a very strange man, and quite possibly insane as well. Therefore, I like you. Sadly, you are also very wrong. And because me being right and you being wrong is somehow important in this strange little world we inhabit, please, allow me, then, to retort.
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It’s Halloween, I hate Stephen King: Here’s Why
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: It’s Halloween, I hate Stephen King: Here’s WhyWho gave him the unmitigated GALL! to pontificate on the goodness or badness of a writer. Is it his success? The trapped-in-an-airport money he made? Fine.
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Top 10 Halloween Candies That Are More Trick Than Treat
Read more: Top 10 Halloween Candies That Are More Trick Than TreatCandy Corn-Why?–That not a cruel thing to ask, I mean, step back. Candy. Corn. Fucking why? They don’t taste like corn. And they don’t look like corn kernels, except the thin yellow layer at the top
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Matt has had enough of NASCAR dads
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Happy Sniper’s Day
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Demons in the air -or- Why movies suck and wokism is everywhere
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Where’s My Froggy?: A Top 10 (ribbit) List
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Schultz’s Guide to Enjoying San Francisco
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How To Deal With Conservative/Paranoid Facebook Friends
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Another Poop Story: The Desert Hamburger
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Confessions Of A Condiment King -or- Why Goat Revoked Ezra’s Key To The Break Room At Ruthless Towers
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What Happens at a Timeshare Presentation?: Look Into the Mouth of Hell
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Why Bad Tippers Deserve Horrible Deaths
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Madison Rising: Music Review
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2001: A Space Odyssey Review and Redux
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Casey Nocket: Wanted Dead or Alive (Preferably the former)
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The Misunderstood: Iceman
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Martin Folse : Destroyer of the Community.
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Elton John Rocks: An Appreciation
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Chinese Moms: A Rant
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Jorts!
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Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom
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Eddie Ray Routh: American Sniper Sniper
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Tennessee v. Alabama Football: Battle of the Bubba Gumps Edition
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The Rapture: 2023 Edition
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Chester Visits the Iowa State Fair
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How to Create a Film Fan in Five Easy Flicks
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The Insult of Cocaine Bear is Greater Than its Mere Crapitude
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The Last Hurrah #4: Mel Brooks’ Young Frankenstein (1974)
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5 Tips for Starting an Acting Career Later in Life
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Spread Your Legs For Daddy: Part 4