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Bitches
Read more: BitchesNow I’m never gonna try to argue this all-over-the-place sex comedy is high art, but it’s brave, unconventional, fitfully funny and manages to capture teen heartbreak very well
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Movie Geeks Manifesto
Read more: Movie Geeks Manifesto“My love of cinema supersedes all moral considerations.” -Alfred Hitchcock
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Great Cocksmen of the American Presidency: Part 2
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Great Cocksmen of the American Presidency: Part 2Part 2 of essential facts about American Presidents.
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Assholes of the American Presidency
Read more: Assholes of the American PresidencyMatt Cale knows his presidents.
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The Cock Also Rises
Read more: The Cock Also RisesSo, where do you take a 3-foot-tall wooden cock? Anywhere you want, right? I thought so, but it’s not that easy.
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The Cock Also Rises 2: Coming on Coney
Read more: The Cock Also Rises 2: Coming on ConeyConey Island would make a perfect home for the cock. The place is a snapshot of a ghost world slowly being dismantled and left on the trash heap of American culture.
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Trees: A Tribute to Mother Nature’s most glorious evolved creation.
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Trees: A Tribute to Mother Nature’s most glorious evolved creation.This is a picture of Angel Oak, a live oak specimen that is just south of Charleston, S.C. It is ancient, much older than our country.
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The Unsung: Warren Evans in The Lonely Guy
Read more: The Unsung: Warren Evans in The Lonely GuyLike so many young people longing for greener pastures or even the fresh air of familiarity, I spent most of my days as a teenager masturbating feverishly to and with whatever passed for what I thought might approximate a human…
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Assholes of the Cinema: Richard Benjamin in Diary of a Mad Housewife
Read more: Assholes of the Cinema: Richard Benjamin in Diary of a Mad HousewifeJonathan Balser (Richard Benjamin) is the biggest asshole in the history of the cinema. He’s so supremely awful, I’ve all but forgotten Erin Brockovich.
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Matt has had enough of NASCAR dads
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Happy Sniper’s Day
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Demons in the air -or- Why movies suck and wokism is everywhere
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Where’s My Froggy?: A Top 10 (ribbit) List
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Schultz’s Guide to Enjoying San Francisco
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How To Deal With Conservative/Paranoid Facebook Friends
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Another Poop Story: The Desert Hamburger
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What Happens at a Timeshare Presentation?: Look Into the Mouth of Hell
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Why Bad Tippers Deserve Horrible Deaths
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Madison Rising: Music Review
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2001: A Space Odyssey Review and Redux
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Casey Nocket: Wanted Dead or Alive (Preferably the former)
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The Misunderstood: Iceman
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Martin Folse : Destroyer of the Community.
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Elton John Rocks: An Appreciation
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Chinese Moms: A Rant
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Jorts!
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Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom
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Eddie Ray Routh: American Sniper Sniper
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Tennessee v. Alabama Football: Battle of the Bubba Gumps Edition
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The Rapture: 2023 Edition
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Chester Visits the Iowa State Fair
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How to Create a Film Fan in Five Easy Flicks
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The Insult of Cocaine Bear is Greater Than its Mere Crapitude
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The Last Hurrah #4: Mel Brooks’ Young Frankenstein (1974)
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5 Tips for Starting an Acting Career Later in Life
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Spread Your Legs For Daddy: Part 4