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Black History Month Special: How you duuurrrn!– a black man in a dress is not the bellwether of conspiracy…unless it is.
Read more: Black History Month Special: How you duuurrrn!– a black man in a dress is not the bellwether of conspiracy…unless it is.Publicity still from Wypipo Tryna Roto-rooter Mama’s Back-do’ on the Down-low: Madea’s Colonoscopy scheduled for release Summer ’25. Okay, so Hollywood is choked with faegelen who creepily ogle black men like they would a turquoise broach once worn by Bette Davis. Okay, so what if Hollywood is run by Jews whose reputation for a) a…
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Top 10 Romantic Movies that won’t make you want to shoot up your local Ann Taylor
Read more: Top 10 Romantic Movies that won’t make you want to shoot up your local Ann TaylorAll movies have a love story—I don’t say that in vain, in college I had two screenwriting professors (both working, agented and credited) who hammered the point home “Every movie has a love story—remember that, Mr. Cobb.” “I understand.” “Do you? Because I’m sixty pages into your college-student-with-a-shotgun script and I haven’t detected a note…
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id Cinema: The Genre We Love
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: id Cinema: The Genre We LoveId Cinema: the genre we love without all the ‘narrative structure’ or ‘causal logic’ that just gets in the way of its fans feeling superior to everybody.’ Id Cinema is my term for that treatment of narrative that uses symbol and abstraction to get to the point, which is usually the interior revelation of a…
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Death Without Dignity
Read more: Death Without DignityMy profession is to witness and resist the inexorable pull of death. With an armamentarium of medications, I reverse death when it is possible, provide comfort when it is not, and occasionally facilitate its imposition of will on mortal flesh.
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The Oscars: When Pigs Fly Edition
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: The Oscars: When Pigs Fly EditionI must thank my Lickspittle-in-Chief Bob, Pooka 1st Class, Narcissistic Division, for his invaluable assistance in compiling this pile from the foothills of Bandini Mountain, Hollywood USA.
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Soul Plane
Read more: Soul PlaneMore damaging than repealing the 13th Amendment, and more harmful to the cause of civil rights than forcing the South return to lynching as official policy, this racist, sexist, homophobic hate-fest is even more infuriating because it coasts on its untouchable status. Attach a white director to a project of this kind and Jesse Jackson…
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The Top 10 Words To Describe Midgets
Read more: The Top 10 Words To Describe MidgetsThere was a story here recently about the word ’midget’ being officially struck from the BBCs style manual, meaning it ‘ist verboten en der extreem!’ I don’t know if they’re done it here yet, but c’mon The DEI demons worked every Halloween, solstice and Dianic Dyke Orgy to make ESG (the WEF’s Orwellian ass-fuck, of…
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Great Cocksmen of the American Presidency (Who Are Not Bill Clinton)
Read more: Great Cocksmen of the American Presidency (Who Are Not Bill Clinton)Finally, a list without Jimmy Carter.
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A Few Ruthless Movie Villains
Read more: A Few Ruthless Movie VillainsHere are A Few Ruthless Movie Villains. Villains have been part of movies since their inception. We love them, we love to hate them, but most of all we know how to appreciate them in our movies. Here at Ruthless we have our own set of villains, especially in our 80s Action Movies, but I’m…
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The Ruthless Guide to 80s Action Movies: Volume 1
by Erich Schulte (Author), Matt Cale (Author), Mike McGowan (Author), John Gautreaux (Author), Devon Pack (Author), Sarah Sarah Rhodes (Author), Shelby Sherman (Author), Michael Behrens (Author), Juan Konstantin (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
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The Great Pumpkin and the Tragic Piety of Linus
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Macho Idiots
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Jaws 3-D Got It Right: Some Thoughts on Sequels
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What’s The Deal With Women In Horror Movies?
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A Tour of Hell
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The Meth-Man Chronicles: Home Alone Edition
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Finding Bigfoot(2011)
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Colonoscopy: It’s About the Prep
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Waffle House and Arby’s Chronicles: God Giveth, and God Takes Away Edition
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Cracker Barrel Logo Debacle: The End Is Near Edition
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New Dream Car: Greatest Oxymoron of The Decade
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Matt Has Had Enough of Mountain Climbers
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Everything About The Woody Allen Allegations. Everything.
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Bear Pride Day in the Smoky Mountains (1981)
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The 7 Types of Addicts You Meet Working in a Pharmacy
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The Bible: A Book Review
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About That Life On Mars Thing
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What is a Dingleberry?
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A Tribute to Robert Altman
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Barking Dogs: Citronella Dog Collar Edition
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3 Ways to Deal with Annoying Players in Online Poker Chat
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The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly of Americana
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Falling Down: Spending 7 Months in Prison Edition
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The Top 10 Most Outrageous YouTube Eating Channels
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Five Facts About Tornadoes You Didn’t Know
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Meth Stories: “Yeah Chris, I’m Not Going To Make It In Today.”
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Being Henry: I Love Henry Rollins
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The Bostrom Glitch: Four Movies That Question Reality
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Sawing Pigs Apart
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Top Gun: Maverick -or- Hello Aeroplane