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Assholes of the American Presidency
Read more: Assholes of the American PresidencyMatt Cale knows his presidents.
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The Cock Also Rises
Read more: The Cock Also RisesSo, where do you take a 3-foot-tall wooden cock? Anywhere you want, right? I thought so, but it’s not that easy.
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The Cock Also Rises 2: Coming on Coney
Read more: The Cock Also Rises 2: Coming on ConeyConey Island would make a perfect home for the cock. The place is a snapshot of a ghost world slowly being dismantled and left on the trash heap of American culture.
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Trees: A Tribute to Mother Nature’s most glorious evolved creation.
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Trees: A Tribute to Mother Nature’s most glorious evolved creation.This is a picture of Angel Oak, a live oak specimen that is just south of Charleston, S.C. It is ancient, much older than our country.
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The Unsung: Warren Evans in The Lonely Guy
Read more: The Unsung: Warren Evans in The Lonely GuyLike so many young people longing for greener pastures or even the fresh air of familiarity, I spent most of my days as a teenager masturbating feverishly to and with whatever passed for what I thought might approximate a human…
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Assholes of the Cinema: Richard Benjamin in Diary of a Mad Housewife
Read more: Assholes of the Cinema: Richard Benjamin in Diary of a Mad HousewifeJonathan Balser (Richard Benjamin) is the biggest asshole in the history of the cinema. He’s so supremely awful, I’ve all but forgotten Erin Brockovich.
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The Corporation (2003)
Read more: The Corporation (2003)“Corporation: an ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility.”
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Working in Mental Health Might Ruin Your Mental Health
Read more: Working in Mental Health Might Ruin Your Mental HealthChewed up, spat out, sucked back in, further masticated, coughed up as a thrashing babe terrified of the rising sun. The whole fucking point was to help other people with mental illness and…Christ weren’t you naive?
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6 Kinds Of Terrible Movie Critics
Read more: 6 Kinds Of Terrible Movie CriticsWhat types of movie reviewers drive you nuts? Here’s our list.
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The Tap-Out Crowd
Read more: The Tap-Out CrowdI don’t even get the “Tapout” slogan itself. Is it not a declaration of loss? You don’t see basketball enthusiasts going around wearing t-shirts that say “Dunked On!”
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The Great Pumpkin and the Tragic Piety of Linus
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Macho Idiots
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Jaws 3-D Got It Right: Some Thoughts on Sequels
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What’s The Deal With Women In Horror Movies?
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A Tour of Hell
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The Meth-Man Chronicles: Home Alone Edition
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Finding Bigfoot(2011)
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Colonoscopy: It’s About the Prep
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Waffle House and Arby’s Chronicles: God Giveth, and God Takes Away Edition
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Cracker Barrel Logo Debacle: The End Is Near Edition
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New Dream Car: Greatest Oxymoron of The Decade
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Matt Has Had Enough of Mountain Climbers
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Everything About The Woody Allen Allegations. Everything.
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Bear Pride Day in the Smoky Mountains (1981)
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The 7 Types of Addicts You Meet Working in a Pharmacy
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The Bible: A Book Review
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About That Life On Mars Thing
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What is a Dingleberry?
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A Tribute to Robert Altman
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Barking Dogs: Citronella Dog Collar Edition
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3 Ways to Deal with Annoying Players in Online Poker Chat
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The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly of Americana
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Falling Down: Spending 7 Months in Prison Edition
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The Top 10 Most Outrageous YouTube Eating Channels
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Five Facts About Tornadoes You Didn’t Know
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Meth Stories: “Yeah Chris, I’m Not Going To Make It In Today.”
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Being Henry: I Love Henry Rollins
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The Bostrom Glitch: Four Movies That Question Reality
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Sawing Pigs Apart
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Top Gun: Maverick -or- Hello Aeroplane