Cracker Barrel Logo Debacle: The End Is Near Edition

The New Coke without the Coke

Let’s talk about something important. Do I have your attention now? Let’s discuss the latest bombshell that has the MAGA brain-trust and other Confederates with their Stars N Bars under-oos in a knot. Let’s delve into the new Cracker Barrel logo change, that has the rotting sponges, masquerading as MAGA brains, spinning in disbelief.

Yes, Cracker Barrel had the woke audacity to remove the bib-overall wearing gramps…And the precious barrel from their iconic logo. OMGoat, the end of the world is imminent! Yes, instead of crusading about our loss of freedom to a potential Police State, or our plummeting purchasing power due to crippling tariffs and a Moron at the helm of our nation, we have this.

Seriously? What people should have been outraged for years and years (And one reason I won’t go into a Cracker Barrel) is the layout. After you eat, you have to pay in the dreaded Gift Shop! It seems to always happen that a busload of ancients have been unloaded and they are all wandering around in the Gift Shop with their walkers and Oxygen cannisters. They look like an Everest expedition (after they have been dead for 4 years), except they are milling around like zombies. I would be tempted to just walk the check, just to get away from that place. The food is not that great, either.

Cracker Barrel stock was actually down 7.5% at one point, a loss of 94 MILLION DOLLARS. The Cracker Barrel official response is here.

I could not care any less about Cracker Barrel. What does concern me is that there are millions of Americans, who are so out of touch with the reality of their own devastation, who give a rat’s rectum about this issue.