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Marlon Brando-R.I.P.
Read more: Marlon Brando-R.I.P.A true legend has been gone for 20 years now. Marlon Brando, the man single-handedly responsible for changing the face of American acting, died at the age of 80
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Planet Fitness: No Judgment Day
Read more: Planet Fitness: No Judgment DayI felt like I was entombed in Grimace’s colon.
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What type of soldiers do other soldiers dislike?
Read more: What type of soldiers do other soldiers dislike?One of the first things that strikes you when you join the military (especially if you are young and haven’t been away from home much) is the fact the armed services are a true melting pot. It was actually more like a melting pot mixed with the UN. We had white guys from the Midwest,…
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The Top 10 Hollywood Tropes: They need to go Edition
Read more: The Top 10 Hollywood Tropes: They need to go EditionThe cheap platitudes of Hollywood have warped popular perception so completely that many who read this will be shocked that ANYONE could possibly disagree.
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Darwin’s Nightmare (2004)
Read more: Darwin’s Nightmare (2004)When the free market is law, abandon all hope. Darwin’s Nightmare, Hubert Sauper’s new documentary, is so punishing in its bleakness, in fact, that it acts as a white flag for all further endeavors
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Cheaper By the Dozen (2003)
Read more: Cheaper By the Dozen (2003)Cheaper by the Dozen is easily the most militantly offensive, pro-family horror show I have seen this year.
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Jonestown: The Life and Death of People’s Temple
Read more: Jonestown: The Life and Death of People’s TempleJim Jones — preacher, con man, pervert, and, ultimately, instigator of mass murder/suicide — is not the sort of man I fear as I close my eyes.
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Sharkwater (2006)
Read more: Sharkwater (2006)Tigers are killed for their penises so that pathologically insecure gentlemen might tap into some mystical power of seduction…
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Indiana Jones: Bullwhip for the White American Male
Read more: Indiana Jones: Bullwhip for the White American MaleAmerican heroes, past and present, are usually defined by their rugged, can-do spirit; a reluctance to play the champion, sure, but once engaged, feisty, never-say-die creatures of indomitable certainty
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Russian Ark (2002)
Read more: Russian Ark (2002)95 minute unbroken shot Russian film. Breathtaking Beauty. The Results? Empty theaters, indifference, deathly silence.
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Dr. Suess’s Ron & Jim Ruined Christmas
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Forrest Gump: The Movie We Love (To Loathe)
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Elf (2003)
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A Charlie Brown Christmas Special (1965)
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