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Three Guesses as To Why the Most Successful Movie Franchise is the Least Culturally Impactful: -or- Why Avatar Fire and Ash will make a lot of money and leave no legacy.
Read more: Three Guesses as To Why the Most Successful Movie Franchise is the Least Culturally Impactful: -or- Why Avatar Fire and Ash will make a lot of money and leave no legacy.I spent 3 and a half hours, over an eighth of my day, in a theater watching this. And less than an hour later the details are already running like water out of my mind and memory
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Kesey & The Cuckoo’s
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Kesey & The Cuckoo’sI’m not sure why I’m such a fan of the sixties, but I am. Maybe it’s because I’ve lived a past life there that keeps haunting some subconscious part of my current being
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The Misunderstood: Agent Smith in The Matrix
Read more: The Misunderstood: Agent Smith in The Matrix“Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You’re a plague, and we are the cure.” Ah, yes. Agent Smith. As a villain, he is endlessly quotable
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Gremlins vs. Minions, An Analysis
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Gremlins vs. Minions, An AnalysisIt is time now, world, that I spoke. I’ve been hiding in the shadows for far too long. But no more! I will not be silenced or ignored any longer!
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Kris-Mus in Kaamasmukka
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Kris-Mus in KaamasmukkaTwas a dark and stormy night up in Kaamasmukka, but since this was the far north of Finland, I should probably be a little more specific: it was a dark and stormy Kris-Mus Eve in Kaamasmukka.
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A Christmas Gift: Explaining the Stock Market Scene in Trading Places
Read more: A Christmas Gift: Explaining the Stock Market Scene in Trading PlacesDon’t snort, you had no clue what was going on, admit it.
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Dr. Suess’s Ron & Jim Ruined Christmas
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Dr. Suess’s Ron & Jim Ruined ChristmasSeveral times while watching the Ron Howard-directed How the Grinch Stole Christmas, I found myself wondering, “Who is this even for?” At 105 minutes, it’s a bit on the long side for kids small enough to actually enjoy.
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Rudolph the Red-Nosed ReindeerI can’t stand the song “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer” It is a song about bullying, classism and outright bigotry shaming of a reindeer, who from no fault of his own, had an unfortunate birthmark.
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Forrest Gump: The Movie We Love (To Loathe)
Read more: Forrest Gump: The Movie We Love (To Loathe)There is one movie that has upset me so deeply that I cannot help but write a rant about it. For years this film has been praised and lauded ad nauseum, and I’m sick of it.
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Elf (2003)
Read more: Elf (2003)Will Ferrell was a human who was dropped on his head at birth and delivered by mistake to the North Pole. He was subsequently raised by elves and worked in Santa’s workshop. Ferrell, of course, because of his extensive brain damage thought that he was an elf.
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America-The Upside Down
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The United States Postal Service: Why It Must Be Saved Edition
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July 4th 2020: Our Founding Father’s Edition
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Coming to Trump’s America
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Some Myths About Drugs
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The Trail Boss Ayatollah
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A Junkie’s Guide To Addiction Recovery
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Fuck Brexit: A Rant From Scotland
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From The Mailbag: Tarantino and Interstellar
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Dwayne Johnson Is A Box Office Terrorist
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Start Your Own Fashion Trend like a movie star
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Superheros, Baseball, and American Values
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