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Top Ten Low Effort Halloween Costumes
Read more: Top Ten Low Effort Halloween CostumesIs it Halloween again? All the candy-distribution, and the paper-ghost hanging not to mention the turds in the birdbath. When did things get so complicated!?
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Happy Halloween From Ruthless Reviews: 2024 Edition
Read more: Happy Halloween From Ruthless Reviews: 2024 EditionIt’s Halloween and time for a rant Someone asked: If Halloween is a celebration of the Saints, why is it celebrated with scary monsters and demon costumes instead of saintly garbs? It’s because you can’t steal every holiday, Christians. Because some people, unlike death-cult and terminally unhappy Christians, like to have some fun every once…
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All Hail, King of the Runts!
Read more: All Hail, King of the Runts!Great art is one thing, but consistently pumping out the stuff quite another. I mean, how many artists do you love (whether it’s film directors, musicians or, er, sculptors) only to admit a fair chunk of their work is actually pants? Take a fucked-up little bald girl like Sinead O’Connor. Her first two albums are…
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A Presidential Election CAT-Astrophe
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: A Presidential Election CAT-AstropheSometimes in life, you make mistakes, but can recover or learn from them. This mistake is not recoverable. No strategy will repair the damage to a creep that insulted women, single women, women without children, and most importantly….Cats.
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Foreigners, Eh? Guess They’re All Right
Read more: Foreigners, Eh? Guess They’re All RightThis article is dedicated to the 2024 Olympics in Paris
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We Can’t Interfere With People’s Beliefs*
Read more: We Can’t Interfere With People’s Beliefs*I used to be an ESL teacher and I’ll never forget having a chat with my students about ill health and medicine. A Nepalese woman told the class she once caught a life-threatening fever and was immeasurably grateful to her husband for beating her up. It was one of those blink-a-few-times sort of moment as…
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Driving on Hwy. 12 in Utah: The most scenic highway in the USA
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Driving on Hwy. 12 in Utah: The most scenic highway in the USAAs you might imagine, most trips are accompanied by outrageous sights and this one was no exception. Here is the scenario and I will try my best to express my outrage at this event.
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The Beast’s Guide To Bulimia
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: The Beast’s Guide To BulimiaSo, you’re disgusted by your body. Well, so is everyone else! Your bloated breasts, hips, bottom and belly, rather than arouse men, sicken and disturb them,
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God speaks out about attorneys
Read more: God speaks out about attorneysMike Johnson is a man who believes God created everything for a reason. After a long week that included listening to a close friend complain about his divorce attorney, another friend complains about his defense attorney, his sister complains about a self-righteous prosecutor, and a brother who was had just begun dealing with an accident…
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We Need More Women Comedians!
Read more: We Need More Women Comedians!Women can’t throw. They just can’t. Everybody knows it. Yes, some of them can employ a strange underhanded windmill toss that strikes out a fellow bad driver on a softball field. That’s good for them, but your average dame couldn’t hit the broad side of Lindy West with a jar of pickles. Note: women can’t…
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