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Kris-Mus in Kaamasmukka
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Kris-Mus in KaamasmukkaTwas a dark and stormy night up in Kaamasmukka, but since this was the far north of Finland, I should probably be a little more specific: it was a dark and stormy Kris-Mus Eve in Kaamasmukka.
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A Christmas Gift: Explaining the Stock Market Scene in Trading Places
Read more: A Christmas Gift: Explaining the Stock Market Scene in Trading PlacesDon’t snort, you had no clue what was going on, admit it.
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Dr. Suess’s Ron & Jim Ruined Christmas
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Dr. Suess’s Ron & Jim Ruined ChristmasSeveral times while watching the Ron Howard-directed How the Grinch Stole Christmas, I found myself wondering, “Who is this even for?” At 105 minutes, it’s a bit on the long side for kids small enough to actually enjoy.
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Rudolph the Red-Nosed ReindeerI can’t stand the song “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer” It is a song about bullying, classism and outright bigotry shaming of a reindeer, who from no fault of his own, had an unfortunate birthmark.
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Forrest Gump: The Movie We Love (To Loathe)
Read more: Forrest Gump: The Movie We Love (To Loathe)There is one movie that has upset me so deeply that I cannot help but write a rant about it. For years this film has been praised and lauded ad nauseum, and I’m sick of it.
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Elf (2003)
Read more: Elf (2003)Will Ferrell was a human who was dropped on his head at birth and delivered by mistake to the North Pole. He was subsequently raised by elves and worked in Santa’s workshop. Ferrell, of course, because of his extensive brain damage thought that he was an elf.
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Top 10 Film Directors of All Time: A view from two Ruthless writers
Read more: Top 10 Film Directors of All Time: A view from two Ruthless writersJohn Welsh loves the classics, and rightfully so, but Matt has a different take.
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A Charlie Brown Christmas Special (1965)
Read more: A Charlie Brown Christmas Special (1965)Virtually everyone is familiar with the comic strip Peanuts created by the late Charles M. Schulz (1922-2000), as well as the ancient animated Christmas TV special.
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Football vs. Kickball: A Eurotrash Perspective
Read more: Football vs. Kickball: A Eurotrash PerspectiveDid you know that what you silly Americans like to call ‘football’ is broadcast live on Dutch TV?
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Confession Of A Cat Murderer
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Confession Of A Cat MurdererCall the cops or Sarah McLachlan or whomever is in charge of keeping the heads on stray cats; this is happening
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The Top 10 Hollywood Tropes: They need to go Edition
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Darwin’s Nightmare (2004)
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Cheaper By the Dozen (2003)
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