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Top 10 Movie/TV Quotes Worth Living By
Read more: Top 10 Movie/TV Quotes Worth Living ByTake a seat. Wait your turn. Tell the nice lady thank you. Don’t drink and drive. Wear pants. We’ve built ourselves into a prison of written and unwritten rules.
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The Poseidon Adventure (Seven Things I Love About…)
Read more: The Poseidon Adventure (Seven Things I Love About…)7. Gene Hackman Yeah, buddy, I’ll see your Popeye Doyle and raise you a Rupert Anderson. And here’s a Little Bill Daggett to up the stakes. And then maybe you’ll come within a nautical mile of Rev. Frank Scott, to date the most fully realized character in Gene Hackman’s long and storied career, as well…
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College Basketball Conference Tournaments: A Rant
Read more: College Basketball Conference Tournaments: A RantHere we are down to the final Sunday, where most conferences are showcasing conference championship games. Basketball conference tournaments are grueling affairs, and what do they accomplish?
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The 15 Minute Rule: Abandon Ship on the Following Movies
Read more: The 15 Minute Rule: Abandon Ship on the Following MoviesWatching some movies is like riding a submarine into the deep. The pressure of outright bad threatens to crush the soul of the innocent viewer. Surface before you get too deep.
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Doctor on Faith Healing Hoax and Religiously Impaired Parents
Read more: Doctor on Faith Healing Hoax and Religiously Impaired ParentsMineral water, green veg, and prayer. Over 500 years since the printing press was invented, and we still do this shit?
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L. Ron Mexico’s Guide To Car Sleeping
Read more: L. Ron Mexico’s Guide To Car SleepingDesignated drivers are like sexy models who eat chicken wings and hang out with fat guys: they only exist in beer commercials.
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Save The Midgets
Read more: Save The MidgetsLittle people my ass….Midgets they are, and midgets they will always be.
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Devilish Dwarves
Read more: Devilish DwarvesThere’s a famous old Peter Cook and Dudley Moore sketch in which a one-legged actor auditions for Tarzan. The casting agent can’t believe what he’s being confronted with (“I’ve got nothing against your right leg. The trouble is, neither have you”) while the disabled actor remains oblivious to his chances of snagging the athletic role.…
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Akira (1988): An XTC perspective
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Akira (1988): An XTC perspectiveThe first time I saw this 1988 Japanese manga-movie, I was very much under the influence of XTC. Or Molly, as I believe you weird American people also like to call it. You know, that stuff that makes your brain get flooded with massive amounts of things like serotonin, dopamine and other nice things. Just…
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Gremlins vs. Minions, An Analysis
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Kris-Mus in Kaamasmukka
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A Christmas Gift: Explaining the Stock Market Scene in Trading Places
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Dr. Suess’s Ron & Jim Ruined Christmas
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
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Forrest Gump: The Movie We Love (To Loathe)
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Elf (2003)
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Top 10 Film Directors of All Time: A view from two Ruthless writers
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A Charlie Brown Christmas Special (1965)
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Football vs. Kickball: A Eurotrash Perspective
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Confession Of A Cat Murderer
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Jim Morrison: A Tribute
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Waterworld: More like Waterloo (1995)
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Rambo and the Germans
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Stephen is The King of Kings: Or, How Loudness Mistook Itself for Luminosity
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It’s Halloween, I hate Stephen King: Here’s Why
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Top 10 Halloween Candies That Are More Trick Than Treat
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Reflections on Halloween and other essential holidays
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The Great Pumpkin and the Tragic Piety of Linus
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Macho Idiots
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Jaws 3-D Got It Right: Some Thoughts on Sequels