In movies, a woman can take seven kickboxing lessons and defeat a man who outweighs her by 100 pounds.

Pretty good stuff, if not for the fact that real story would have been so much better…

Fortunately, director Cameron Crowe has seen fit to provide a new target for my undying rage…

87 minutes in — nude, unconscious, and covered in boils.

Before I leave you, perhaps never to return, let me remind you that this film made over $120 million at the box office.

Let me preface my remarks with an anecdote of minor humiliation that took me right back to my own days of teary-eyed virginity.

Suppose you’re effectively the last women on earth. A bunch of young soldiers protect and provide for you. Isn’t giving them some action the proper thing…

The achievement of the The 25th Hour is to take a concept that should be a hackneyed mess and turns it into film of incredible versatility.