This film experience was the loudest ever. Not the film itself, mind you, but the members of the audience.

Foreign countries are inherently evil, and only by returning to the States can one be fully cleansed.

It’s based on a fairy tail and done as a melodrama and musical, so it uses the logic of all three.

Remember how bad the Spice Girl’s movie (Spice World) was? Crossroads is worse.

Crazy/Beautiful. I mean, I went in with my teeth bared and looking to shred.

Is Coyote Ugly worse than Crossroads: Maybe

Alec Baldwin steals this one.

What the? Um, all right, so I am cognizant of the fact that I just watched a film, and that moving images jumped around in front of my eyes for about two hours and there was sound and fury and all that, but I have no fucking idea what I just saw. Convoy–which came out…

The truth will get you killed.

George Clooney is an amazing director.