Category: Reviews
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Santa Claus (1959): From the Ruthless Archives
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Read more: Santa Claus (1959): From the Ruthless ArchivesNot only is this by far the worst Christmas movie made, it may very well be the worst movie of any genre made, anytime, anywhere.
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Christmas Vacation (1989)
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Read more: Christmas Vacation (1989)“I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed…”
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Jack Frost (1997)
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Read more: Jack Frost (1997)Jack Frost (1997) is a Christmas horror movie that has the distinction of having the worst fake snow in the history of cinematography.
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Home Alone (1990)
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Read more: Home Alone (1990)The movie is totally preposterous, way beyond the wide-open suspension of belief in most other Christmas movies.
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A Christmas Story
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Read more: A Christmas StoryAs much as I love the Scrooge classics, I must grudgingly admit that A Christmas Story is the greatest Christmas movie ever made.
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The Gathering (1977)
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Read more: The Gathering (1977)The Gathering is a made for TV movie that aired on Dec. 04 1977, just a few years after the end of the Vietnam War.
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A Christmas Gift: Explaining the Stock Market Scene in Trading Places
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Read more: A Christmas Gift: Explaining the Stock Market Scene in Trading PlacesDon’t snort, you had no clue what was going on, admit it.
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The Housemaid (2025)
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Read more: The Housemaid (2025)I’m guessing The Housemaid is a case of the book being better than the movie. I’m guessing because I haven’t read the book.
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Avatar: Fire and Ash (2025)
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Read more: Avatar: Fire and Ash (2025)Avatar: Fire and Ash is going to make a ton of money. Not because it’s a great movie (spoiler: it isn’t), but because it’s a spectacle that people can’t resist.
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Dr. Seuss’ The Grinch (2018)
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Read more: Dr. Seuss’ The Grinch (2018)Right out of the gates, I knew this movie was going to be bad. Tyler, The Creators low key and droning hip-hop version made me want to walk out of the theater.