Category: Movies
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A Day Without a Mexican (2004)
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Read more: A Day Without a Mexican (2004)But will they leave my grill behind?
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Day of the Dead (1985)
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Read more: Day of the Dead (1985)There are long stretches without any zombie action, but when it does hit, we are more than grateful.
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The Day After Tomorrow (2004)
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Read more: The Day After Tomorrow (2004)Fuck the summer. It’s hot as shit, kids are out of school, stinking up the streets, the cinema takes a holiday from both intelligence and subtlety.
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Dawn of the Dead (2004)
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Read more: Dawn of the Dead (2004)This film experience was the loudest ever. Not the film itself, mind you, but the members of the audience.
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Darkness (2002)
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Read more: Darkness (2002)Foreign countries are inherently evil, and only by returning to the States can one be fully cleansed.
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Dancer in the Dark (2000)
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Read more: Dancer in the Dark (2000)It’s based on a fairy tail and done as a melodrama and musical, so it uses the logic of all three.
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Crossroads (2002)
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Read more: Crossroads (2002)Remember how bad the Spice Girl’s movie (Spice World) was? Crossroads is worse.
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Crazy/Beautiful (2001)
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Read more: Crazy/Beautiful (2001)Crazy/Beautiful. I mean, I went in with my teeth bared and looking to shred.
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Coyote Ugly (2000)
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Read more: Coyote Ugly (2000)Is Coyote Ugly worse than Crossroads: Maybe
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The Cooler
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Read more: The CoolerAlec Baldwin steals this one.