Category: Movies
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The Fast and the Furious
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Read more: The Fast and the FuriousThe plot is Texas dumb and drags its ass around in places. But I like the movie.
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Fantastic Four (2005)
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Read more: Fantastic Four (2005)There’s only one thing that matters in a film like this; do we get to see Jessica Alba’s tits?
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Expiration (2003)
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Read more: Expiration (2003)Now, here’s the good news; Expiration is not an unwatchable train wreck. While I doubt that phrase will wind up as a blurb on the DVD…
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Erin Brockovich
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Read more: Erin BrockovichIt stands as a contemporary display of excruciating horror because of Julia and Julia alone.
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Envy (2004)
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Read more: Envy (2004)Trivia Note: Nick has two license plates that are visible in the film. They are: “CACA KING” and “POO CZAR.”
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Enron, The Smartest Guys in the Room
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Read more: Enron, The Smartest Guys in the RoomAkin to being boiled alive in assorted spices and oils, but only after having your genitals pounded with an ax.
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Enough (2002)
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Read more: Enough (2002)In movies, a woman can take seven kickboxing lessons and defeat a man who outweighs her by 100 pounds.
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Enigma (2001)
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Read more: Enigma (2001)Pretty good stuff, if not for the fact that real story would have been so much better…
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Elizabethtown (2005)
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Read more: Elizabethtown (2005)Fortunately, director Cameron Crowe has seen fit to provide a new target for my undying rage…
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Elektra
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Read more: Elektra87 minutes in — nude, unconscious, and covered in boils.