Category: Movies
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John Carter
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Read more: John CarterThe froggy doggy is the only good part. The rest is shit.
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Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
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Read more: Star Wars: Revenge of the SithYes, they spelled “shit” wrong.
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Elite Squad 2: The Enemy Within
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Read more: Elite Squad 2: The Enemy WithinIn this one, the loose cannon is the stupid chief.
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Safe House
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Read more: Safe HouseThis just in: our government is corrupt.
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Nothing Sacred
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Read more: Nothing SacredWe agree to the lie because it’s more fun that way.
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Chronicle
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Read more: ChronicleDude, with great, like power, brah, comes, you know, stuff.
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Let Joy Reign Supreme
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Read more: Let Joy Reign SupremeMisery, desperation, and crime are welcome here.
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Red Tails
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Read more: Red TailsSo bad that you root for the Nazis.
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War Horse (2011): From the Ruthless Archives
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Read more: War Horse (2011): From the Ruthless ArchivesEquus Craptasticus. Steven Spielberg, for all of his virtues regarding craft, vision, and storytelling ability, is a coward.
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Certified Copy
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Read more: Certified CopyAuthenticity is overrated in this masterful work.