Category: Movies
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Captain America: A Blockbuster for Blockheads
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Read more: Captain America: A Blockbuster for BlockheadsOK, what is it this time? I was at the movies again yesterday afternoon. Well, good for you. I see you saw Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Wasn’t it FANTASTIC!! No, I hated almost every minute of it. What? It scored 8.2 at IMDB and 70/100 from 44 professionals at Metacritic. It has grossed over…
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Vampire Academy (2014)
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Read more: Vampire Academy (2014)I guess turning into a bat isn’t taught until college.
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The Law
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Read more: The LawWhen men were men…
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Spiderman 5: Spiderman is Amazing, Part 2: The End of Cinema
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Read more: Spiderman 5: Spiderman is Amazing, Part 2: The End of CinemaWhy is this happening?
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Ronin
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Read more: RoninMotherfucking car chases.
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Dodes’Ka-Den
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Read more: Dodes’Ka-DenThis film has been referred to as ‘minor Kurosawa’, and if those two terms ever belonged together , then I would seriously begin to doubt the explosive potential of combining elemental sodium and water. Much as a dark sunspot shines bright as a star when seen against the backdrop of space, this film shines just…
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Captain America 2: The Winter Soldier
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Read more: Captain America 2: The Winter Soldier136 Minutes, PG-13 Fair Value of Captain America 2: $18.00. A well-paced spy thriller, equal parts James Bond and Jason Bourne, that juggles a relatively large roster of superheroes and super-villains well. The first sequel to really handles multiple super-villains well. An excellent start to blockbuster season. Does Cap punch more nazis? Captain battles crypto-fascists,…
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The Grand Budapest Hotel
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Read more: The Grand Budapest HotelIt’s a movie for people who read The New Yorker in the waiting lounge of their psychiatrist’s office.
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You Won’t Believe This Poster for Marine Todd’s Libcrushing New Movie!
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Read more: You Won’t Believe This Poster for Marine Todd’s Libcrushing New Movie!This Summer, if you don’t recognize the existence of God, you’re going to be meeting him sooner than you think! Open Carry Pictures presents a film so terrifying, you’re going to want to bring two pairs of your elastic waistband jeans into the theater! Move over Kirk Cameron, a new sheriff is in town. Actually,…
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Our Man in Havana
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Read more: Our Man in HavanaIntelligence services for any nation have in common an innate need for secrecy regarding their actions and a defensive posture regarding their activities and justification for same. Any probe of their budgets or actions are generally met with a mixture of contempt and silence, answers to the questions often arriving decades later when the department…