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Bitches
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Read more: BitchesNow I’m never gonna try to argue this all-over-the-place sex comedy is high art, but it’s brave, unconventional, fitfully funny and manages to capture teen heartbreak very well
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Movie Geeks Manifesto
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Read more: Movie Geeks Manifesto“My love of cinema supersedes all moral considerations.” -Alfred Hitchcock
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Poop: A Love Story
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Read more: Poop: A Love StoryI fought the poop, and the poop won.
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Great Cocksmen of the American Presidency: Part 2
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Read more: Great Cocksmen of the American Presidency: Part 2Part 2 of essential facts about American Presidents.
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Assholes of the American Presidency
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Read more: Assholes of the American PresidencyMatt Cale knows his presidents.
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The Cock Also Rises
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Read more: The Cock Also RisesSo, where do you take a 3-foot-tall wooden cock? Anywhere you want, right? I thought so, but it’s not that easy.
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The Cock Also Rises 2: Coming on Coney
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Read more: The Cock Also Rises 2: Coming on ConeyConey Island would make a perfect home for the cock. The place is a snapshot of a ghost world slowly being dismantled and left on the trash heap of American culture.
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Trees: A Tribute to Mother Nature’s most glorious evolved creation.
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Read more: Trees: A Tribute to Mother Nature’s most glorious evolved creation.This is a picture of Angel Oak, a live oak specimen that is just south of Charleston, S.C. It is ancient, much older than our country.
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The Unsung: Warren Evans in The Lonely Guy
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Read more: The Unsung: Warren Evans in The Lonely GuyLike so many young people longing for greener pastures or even the fresh air of familiarity, I spent most of my days as a teenager masturbating feverishly to and with whatever passed for what I thought might approximate a human…
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Assholes of the Cinema: Richard Benjamin in Diary of a Mad Housewife
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Read more: Assholes of the Cinema: Richard Benjamin in Diary of a Mad HousewifeJonathan Balser (Richard Benjamin) is the biggest asshole in the history of the cinema. He’s so supremely awful, I’ve all but forgotten Erin Brockovich.