Category: Movies
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Thunderbolts* (2025)
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Read more: Thunderbolts* (2025)Much like Captain America: Brave New World, Thunderbolts* is an instance of the MCU telling a solid story while consolidating a bunch of threads from previous films and series. Thunderbolts* is a direct sequel to Black Widow.
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The Unsung: Maxwell Brock, A Bucket of Blood (1959)
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Read more: The Unsung: Maxwell Brock, A Bucket of Blood (1959)Hippies or beatniks. Sure, it’s like choosing between Lou Gehrig’s Disease and glioblastoma, but it’s a debate that needs settling.
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When Oscar Shit the Bed: Love Story (1970)
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Read more: When Oscar Shit the Bed: Love Story (1970)If you can imagine plastic and cardboard having a meet-cute, you can imagine Love Story. A movie where holding hands in the park and exchanging cringe-worthy banter constitutes great passion and defiance.
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The Legend of Ochi
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Read more: The Legend of OchiHumans have a history of trying to eradicate perceived pests. Bacteria, insects, wolves, other humans who have been living there for centuries. In The Legend of Ochi, creatures known as Ochi are the alleged pests being targeted.
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A Minecraft Movie (2025)
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Read more: A Minecraft Movie (2025)Surely it was all just a dream. Surely, A Minecraft Movie isn’t the most cynical movie of the year…a studio-micro-managed vomit of fan service.
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The Horsemen (1971)
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Read more: The Horsemen (1971)The Horsemen arrived on theater screens in 1971 with an impressive pedigree. A screenplay from a celebrated French novel adapted by an Oscar winning writer, photographed by two of the finest cinematographers and directed by the filmmaker who gave us Seven Days in May and The Manchurian Candidate.
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Sinners (2025)
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Read more: Sinners (2025)One moment, Selma Hayek is doing a seductive dance in her underwear while wielding a large snake, George Clooney and Quentin Tarantino looking on. The next moment, she is a b-movie vampire attacking the strip club’s patrons
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Top Gun: Maverick -or- Hello Aeroplane
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Read more: Top Gun: Maverick -or- Hello AeroplaneHello, Aeroplane “Where am I?” “Earth.” Like Tom Cruise doesn’t know that. He just fell out of the sky, after pushing a trillion-dollar concept plane beyond its limits. That limit being Mach 10. After treating us to near-as-makes-no-difference exactly the same opening sequence as the legendary 1986 classic.
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When Oscar Shit the Bed: Seven Brides for Seven Brothers (1954)
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Read more: When Oscar Shit the Bed: Seven Brides for Seven Brothers (1954)Not so long ago, in the Year of Our Lord, Nineteen Hundred and Fifty-Four, Hollywood saw fit to release a major motion picture (MGM! CinemaScope!) that endorsed, sanctioned, and ultimately made light of kidnapping, rape, and deep, unshakable misogyny. Women as property.
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The Amateur (2025)
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Read more: The Amateur (2025)The hero of our hero’s journey is CIA agent Charlie Heller (Rami Malek). He’s not a Jason Bourne or James Bond type of agent, he’s the kind of agent that sits at a desk and feeds information to the Bournes and Bonds