Category: Movies
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Braddock: Missing in Action III
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Read more: Braddock: Missing in Action IIIWhen we first see Norris, he’s reduced to a moustache, but quickly grows back the beard that made him a cuddly, bear-like hunk.
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Murphy’s Law
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Read more: Murphy’s LawA solid 15 die during the course of the film, and for once, we get a nice variety.
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Rambo III
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Read more: Rambo IIIChrist Almighty, at least 20,000 men, women, and children are butchered in the span of a few hours.
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Sharky’s Machine
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Read more: Sharky’s Machine“Nobody leans on Sharky’s Machine.”
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They Live
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Read more: They LivePiper takes off his shirt, dampens his chest and the wife and kids are never mentioned again.
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Toy Soldiers
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Read more: Toy SoldiersThis film is practically Tiger Beat writ large.
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Under Siege
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Read more: Under SiegeTagline: None listed. Really. Boo. Entire Story in Fewer Words Than Are in This Sentence: Villains overrun ship, Seagal transforms from cook to butcher. Homoeroticism: OK. I have to go into stupid chief mode here: Chief Schulte: Seagal!! Get in here! Seagal: Yes sir. Chief Schulte: You mind telling me what the hell you think…
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Cheaper by the Dozen 2
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Read more: Cheaper by the Dozen 2A page is borrowed from Leni Riefenstahl in this ode to unchecked breeding.
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Pat Garrett & Billy The Kid (1973)
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Read more: Pat Garrett & Billy The Kid (1973)In contrast, Billy is of the past; a dying symbol of an age without borders, limits, or legal restraints.
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Hard Candy
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Read more: Hard CandyThe new film Hard Candy is, above all, a showcase for the astounding performance of 19-year-old Ellen Page…