Category: Movies
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The Longest Yard (2005)
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Read more: The Longest Yard (2005)This, men and women of the Armed Forces, is what you are really defending.
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48 Hours (1982)
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Read more: 48 Hours (1982)Eddie Murphy was only 19 years old when he was tagged to play the convict conscripted by Jack, a renegade and reckless cop in San Francisco. Jack always stayed just a half a step ahead of losing his badge, and Reggie wanted to get out of jail. Even though Reggie Hammond was not a cop,…
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Deadly Prey (1987)
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Read more: Deadly Prey (1987)Tagline: In Vietnam He Was The Best… HE STILL IS! Entire Story In Fewer Words Than Are In This Sentence: Mike Danton ain’t nuthing ta f’ wit. Homoeroticism: Where to begin… I am probably the first person in history to ever take notes on this particular movie, and no fewer than four pages of those…
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Patton
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Read more: PattonThe single greatest biography ever committed to film.
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The Way Back
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Read more: The Way BackYellow-bellied and lily-livered. The last time I played organized basketball, I was a sophomore in high school. Our team sucked. We finished the season 1-11, mostly due to the fact that we were playing against teams featuring kids who could dunk (we could not), but also the fact that our coach was an idiot. He…
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Carlito’s Way
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Read more: Carlito’s WayIf it was my movie, it would have been Kleinfeld’s Way
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Godzilla 2000
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Read more: Godzilla 2000We’re pretty sure it wasn’t Kubrick
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Anchorman
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Read more: AnchormanI’m just going to say this up front. Will Ferrell is not funny.
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Zoolander
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Read more: ZoolanderZoolander, you’re serious? If they spent more than twelve dollars total on this film they got ripped off.
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Ali
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Read more: AliThe funniest thing I heard about this movie was that Will Smith blamed Michael Mann for it’s commercial failure, which would be kind of like Dan Quayle blaming Pappa Bush for their loss to Clinton/Gore.