Category: Horror Movies

No, not Tara Reid’s brain…Another “masterpiece” from the great Uwe Boll

A man camps. A man dies. It’s science.

As action flicks go, District 9 excels beyond measure, but leave it to a genre film with B-movie splatter gore sensibility to create an immersive experience that generates more human pathos than a hundred overcooked dramas about the holocaust or racism.

This is a movie where a mad scientist makes a giant centipede out of humans by sewing them ass-to-mouth.

Elvis lives, but his pecker does not. I read some dumb-ass (non-Ruthless) review where the person wrote that Campbell “lovingly portrays Presley.” Hogwash I say! Bruce ripped old Elvis down to the bone, and then rebuilt him as a far superior caricature.

My girlfriend and I agreed that this was the best of the three movies we watched last night. Now, the other two movies were Kung Pow; Enter the Fist and Death to Smoochy, but they could have been much better movies and Audition would still have been the best of the three.