Category: Horror Movies
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They Live
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Read more: They LivePiper takes off his shirt, dampens his chest and the wife and kids are never mentioned again.
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House of Wax
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Read more: House of WaxEvery person is a brainless waxwork without intelligence, will, or individuality. It’s the closest we’ll ever get to a documentary about Crawford, Texas.
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Saw(2004)
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Read more: Saw(2004)If it’s making shitbags like Michael Medved squirm in their seats, let’s give it the sort of salute mindless right-wingers reserve for Old Glory.
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Satanico Pandemonium (1975)
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Read more: Satanico Pandemonium (1975)“Nunsploitation.” That’s probably my favorite word in the English language.
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Seed of Chucky
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Read more: Seed of ChuckyIf we’re denied human breasts, do we at least get to watch people die?
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The Haunting (1999)
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Read more: The Haunting (1999)Catherine Zeta Jones is retarded.
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Day of the Dead (1985)
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Read more: Day of the Dead (1985)There are long stretches without any zombie action, but when it does hit, we are more than grateful.
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Species (1995)
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Read more: Species (1995)Natasha Hendstridge’s tits.
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The Clonus Horror (1979)
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Read more: The Clonus Horror (1979)If ever a film were in dire need of a remake, well, it is The Clonus Horror…
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Hannibal (2001)
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Read more: Hannibal (2001)What makes this series so cool is that it depicts a mundane hero faced with super-villains.