Category: From the Ruthless Archives
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Lady in the Water (2006): From the Ruthless Archives
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Read more: Lady in the Water (2006): From the Ruthless ArchivesEpic ineptitude. Lady in the Water is the mystic-in-training’s worst film
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In Bruges (2008): From the Ruthless Archives
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Read more: In Bruges (2008): From the Ruthless ArchivesOnce in a rare chance you find a relatively obscure movie that is so unexpectedly wonderful that you feel like you have stolen something.
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Big Fish (2003): From the Ruthless Archives
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Read more: Big Fish (2003): From the Ruthless ArchivesWatching (or should I say enduring) Big Fish is like spending two hours with that obnoxious drunk at the end of the bar.
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The Fly (1958): From the Ruthless Archives
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Read more: The Fly (1958): From the Ruthless ArchivesThe Fly (1958). Horror Movies? I’ll never forget this one, not in a million years. Who could ever forget it? At the age of 9 or so, I was a horror movie veteran, or so I thought
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Teenagers From Outer Space (1959): From the Ruthless Archives
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Read more: Teenagers From Outer Space (1959): From the Ruthless ArchivesOh boy, this is it. For decades I have fantasized about a movie that could be half as bad as some of Coleman Francis’s stinkers like The Beast Of Yucca Flats.
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Carnival Of Souls (1962): From the Ruthless Archives
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Read more: Carnival Of Souls (1962): From the Ruthless ArchivesCarnival of Souls is one of the 50 horror movies included in the Amazon movie bundle (still available!) that I purchased years ago. Most of those movies were more laughable than horror, and really cheesy affairs.
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The Iron Lady (2011): From the Ruthless Archives
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Read more: The Iron Lady (2011): From the Ruthless ArchivesAs a lad, most of what I knew about Margaret Thatcher – or at least what I cared to know – came directly from an episode or two of the sitcom Are You Being Served?
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Bloodrayne (2005): From the Ruthless Archives
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Read more: Bloodrayne (2005): From the Ruthless ArchivesWhile jailed, Rayne is seduced by Sebastian and though she wants to bite his neck, he convinces her to make out first, which then turns into a wild humping session.
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Take Shelter (2011): From the Ruthless Archives
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Read more: Take Shelter (2011): From the Ruthless ArchivesRefuge Denied. Curtis (Michael Shannon) is an Ohio man through and through, and as such, all but synonymous with America itself.
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The Marine (2006): From the Ruthless Archives
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Read more: The Marine (2006): From the Ruthless ArchivesApparently, black men do not drive minivans. Ever. Holy shit! The Marine? In these times? Not even close