Category: The ABCs
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The ABC’s of Things to Watch While Wasted
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Read more: The ABC’s of Things to Watch While WastedIf the Catholic myth were to be true that St. Peter awaits you at the pearly gates after you kicked the bucket off this mortal coil and asks you what you did with your life, I would probably have to answer something like, “Sitting in front of screens, your honor.
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The ABC’s of Travel: Road Trip! Edition
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Read more: The ABC’s of Travel: Road Trip! EditionBuckle-Up- It’s the law. Just do it. Sure, back in the day we had rolling coffins, with no seat belts, no padded-dashes, and kids unattached or wallowing around in the rear window of a spacious 1959 Chevy. Who knows why or how we survived?
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The ABC’s of Sales
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Read more: The ABC’s of SalesFear-Fear is the very essence of sales. Everyone is afraid of someone and those individuals are also afraid of someone else.
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The ABC’s Of Death Wish 3
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Read more: The ABC’s Of Death Wish 3I got a fever, and the only prescription is more Kersey.
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The ABC’s of Atheism
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Read more: The ABC’s of AtheismLife is: cutting your way out of the thicket of stupidity and on occasions when you have passed your bramble and find someone else’s, you want to uproot that too?
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The ABC’s of BBQ: Smoking the Meat Edition
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Read more: The ABC’s of BBQ: Smoking the Meat EditionSalivations 1:1 Verily,verily I say unto thee, an open flame shall not touch thy cooking flesh or thine days will be numbered before you are cast into the lake of ire. Goatesians 1:2-4 The only way to the BBQ is with the meat. It is blasphemous and very naughty in my wholly site for thou…
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The ABC’s of Animals Who Have Sexist Or Politically Incorrect Names
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Read more: The ABC’s of Animals Who Have Sexist Or Politically Incorrect NamesAholes, Boobies, & Cocks -or- The ABC’s of Animals Who Have Sexist Or Politically Incorrect Names Aholes are silvery fish who live in the Indo-Pacific part of the world (near Hawaii). They spend their days swimming together in schools, but at night they go off to eat by themselves. I guess everyone needs some alone-time…
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The ABC’s of Midgets
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Read more: The ABC’s of MidgetsInside the Lollipop Guild.
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The ABC’s of Breakups
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Read more: The ABC’s of BreakupsSex Memories: The only worthwhile wreckage from a dramatic split are those moments, etched in your gray matter, of tangled limbs, colliding…
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The ABC’s of Hard Drugs
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Read more: The ABC’s of Hard DrugsYou’ve stolen cars and held pistols to heads but now you’re groveling to an abusive counselor regarding a sleeve of Fig Newtons…