Category: 80s Action

Rambo is gayer than sexual intercourse between men.

Damn liberal justices.

Asian, American or Belgian, beefcake is beefcake.

A drug-crazed football star brings a gun onto the field and murders four players during his run for the end zone!

Feathered hair, sunglasses, tight jeans, firm muscles, and ready to kick Commie ass.

Corpse Count: Few films can rival Invasion USA in this department, just as it can rival few films in any other department.

Navy pilots deliver their loads in the rear.

In Chuck’s long career, he’s never been worse. In fact, his turn as Max Donigan makes his cringe-inducing work in Top Dog look like King Lear.

What can be said about a film that features a shuddering, sweaty, naked man before the opening credits are even finished?

Here are simple facts. This film stars two men who are strapping athletes. It is marketed toward men. It is entitled,Double Team.