Author: The Crazy Dutchman
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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)
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Read more: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)Terry Gilliam chose to focus more on the extreme bacchanals and general insanity of it all. Well, to those people I can only say, Sod off, you silly person!
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Jim Morrison: A Tribute
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Read more: Jim Morrison: A TributeThe first time I met Jimi, like I mentioned briefly in one of my other writings on this site, was way back in 1992. We met in the best way possible, I think: in a darkened room, while I was still very young—and, more importantly, high as a kite. We sat together, me and a…
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Dial M for Murder (1954)
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Read more: Dial M for Murder (1954)‘Master of suspense’ twice… Nice! And… no. I’ll tell you what this movie is: boring to the extreme. Jesus Christ! The whole movie, from beginning to end, can be summed up like this: people walking and talking in a house.
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Flow (2024)
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Read more: Flow (2024)Well, we have a cat wandering through the forests, and then, a great flood comes. Pussy gets swept away and ends up on a boat with a bunch of other animals.
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The NeverEnding Story (1984)
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Read more: The NeverEnding Story (1984)If there’s ONE defining feature that sets us humans apart from our more furry and scaly fellow planetary inhabitants, it would probably be our imagination.
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Memoir of a Snail (2024)
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Read more: Memoir of a Snail (2024)I hate stop-motion movies. I hate ’em! You know why? Because they drive me insane.
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North By Northwest (1959)
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Read more: North By Northwest (1959)The idealized cotton candy world of the 50s, breaks free from that in the 60s, followed by the bleak reality check of the 70s, and then once again rise up in a glorious haze of yuppies, coke, and Miami Vice… of the 80s!
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Waterworld: More like Waterloo (1995)
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Read more: Waterworld: More like Waterloo (1995)Since I seem to be on this nostalgia trip, let me tell you how I loved to annoy the crap out of my older brother by belittling some cool new piece of tech he had bought. A shiny new TV, a new VCR
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Rambo and the Germans
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Read more: Rambo and the GermansI don’t know if you know this, dear reader, but ze Germans have a longstanding tradition of dubbing every single foreign movie and TV show
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Frozen (2013)
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Read more: Frozen (2013)Please allow me, first and foremost, to introduce myself: my name is Kierkengaard von Brunhofen, and I would like to share some thoughts with you about the movie Frozen.