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Easy Rider (1969)
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Read more: Easy Rider (1969)Let’s take a ride now, you and me. We’ll take the money we made from this one-time coke deal, we’ll roll it all up into a garden hose, and we’ll stuff it down the gas tank of our chopper.
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The Misunderstood: Agent Smith in The Matrix
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Read more: The Misunderstood: Agent Smith in The Matrix“Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You’re a plague, and we are the cure.” Ah, yes. Agent Smith. As a villain, he is endlessly quotable
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Gremlins vs. Minions, An Analysis
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Read more: Gremlins vs. Minions, An AnalysisIt is time now, world, that I spoke. I’ve been hiding in the shadows for far too long. But no more! I will not be silenced or ignored any longer!
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Kris-Mus in Kaamasmukka
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Read more: Kris-Mus in KaamasmukkaTwas a dark and stormy night up in Kaamasmukka, but since this was the far north of Finland, I should probably be a little more specific: it was a dark and stormy Kris-Mus Eve in Kaamasmukka.
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Movies That Foment Primal Fear (Part One): Zombies
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Read more: Movies That Foment Primal Fear (Part One): ZombiesAh, the undead… slow, slimy, deliberate, and indestructible, except for the shot to the head… Zombies represent our fear of losing control: powerless to stop your own actions, mindlessly driven forward by irresistible urges. The urge to shuffle, ever so slowly. Or to eat brains. Zombies!
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The Top 10 Movies About Dragons
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Read more: The Top 10 Movies About DragonsAnother Top Ten? This time about dragon movies? Sure, why not?
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The Top 10 I Hate Christmas Movies: Top 15 Edition
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Read more: The Top 10 I Hate Christmas Movies: Top 15 EditionFestive time…! Ugh. I hate it. All that fake and forced happiness. Compulsory visits to relatives that like you just as much as you like them.
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The Misunderstood: Kobayashi in The Usual Suspects (1995)
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Read more: The Misunderstood: Kobayashi in The Usual Suspects (1995)The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.
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In the Mouth of Madness (1994)
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Read more: In the Mouth of Madness (1994)I like movies that mess with your mind. That make you believe that yes, you do have a social security number, pay your taxes, and you help your landlady carry out her garbage.
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Sint (2010): A Perspective From Behind the Dike
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Read more: Sint (2010): A Perspective From Behind the DikeDid you know that your beloved Santa is actually based on a 4th-century bishop named St. Nicholas from the Greek city of Myra?