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Today You Die: 90’S Inaction
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Read more: Today You Die: 90’S Inaction“What Seagal Does In Vegas, Nearly Destroys It.”
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Punisher Warzone (2008)
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Read more: Punisher Warzone (2008)In terms of sheer violence, very few films are in The Punisher’s league. Wine glass stem through the throat, chair leg through the eye…
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Bright Future- Akarui Mirai
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Read more: Bright Future- Akarui MiraiRelatively sane stuff from Japan. And very, very good.
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The Outsiders
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Read more: The OutsidersIn the pantheon of great Francis Ford Coppola films, The Outsiders stands firmly above the rest.
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The Simpsons Movie
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Read more: The Simpsons MovieLike most “Simpsons” adherents, I was expecting this film to be an utter disaster. The TV show has sunk to the credibility and integrity of a Mexican infomercial, without being nearly as entertaining.
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Marked For Death
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Read more: Marked For DeathThis one is just a mess of mixed and/or stupid messages. Seagal is a combatant in the war on drugs, which means that drugs have to be ridiculously vilified. We take a brief and amusing trip into Nancy ReaganÂs deluded nightmares…
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They Live
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Read more: They LivePiper takes off his shirt, dampens his chest and the wife and kids are never mentioned again.
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Robocop
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Read more: Robocop“Bitches, leave.”
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Rambo First Blood Part II
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Read more: Rambo First Blood Part IIRambo is gayer than sexual intercourse between men.
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The Punisher
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Read more: The PunisherDamn liberal justices.