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War of the Worlds (2025)
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Read more: War of the Worlds (2025)That War of the Worlds exists at all is a miracle of the modern age, though it becomes less so as you examine the details of its birth. You see, this is an Amazon production. Amazon Prime, to be precise.
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Lady in the Water (2006): From the Ruthless Archives
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Read more: Lady in the Water (2006): From the Ruthless ArchivesEpic ineptitude. Lady in the Water is the mystic-in-training’s worst film
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80’s Action Hall of Fame: Mall Security, Commando
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Read more: 80’s Action Hall of Fame: Mall Security, CommandoYear after painful year, the galleria spent 98% of its budget on mall security. No one quite knew why, but every fiscal year end, the usual suspects cleared their throats, straightened their ties, and yes, asked for the moon.
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80’s Action Hall of Fame: Toxic Waste, Robocop (1987)
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Read more: 80’s Action Hall of Fame: Toxic Waste, Robocop (1987)So far, only two inanimate objects have had the privilege of HOF induction: Sly’s legendary pair of scissors and, naturally, Bronson’s wine bottle. They deserved their moment in the sun.
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When Oscar Shit the Bed: The River (1984)
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Read more: When Oscar Shit the Bed: The River (1984)Fuck farmers. More specifically, fuck American farmers. From top to bottom, they are easily, by leaps and bounds, the most overrated, romanticized, and unjustly flattered group of people who ever lived.
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Big Fish (2003): From the Ruthless Archives
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Read more: Big Fish (2003): From the Ruthless ArchivesWatching (or should I say enduring) Big Fish is like spending two hours with that obnoxious drunk at the end of the bar.
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The Unsung: Dr. John Besant, Coquette (1929)
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Read more: The Unsung: Dr. John Besant, Coquette (1929)Mary Pickford saw the writing on the wall. Despite a legendary career as a silent film actress, the introduction of sound in the late Twenties brought about an unexpected end to life in the limelight.
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When Oscar Shit the Bed: Sweet Dreams (1985)
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Read more: When Oscar Shit the Bed: Sweet Dreams (1985)In the final analysis, Sweet Dreams isn’t even interested in probing a life; getting into the marrow of a woman who seemed to come out of nowhere and take country music by storm.
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The Iron Lady (2011): From the Ruthless Archives
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Read more: The Iron Lady (2011): From the Ruthless ArchivesAs a lad, most of what I knew about Margaret Thatcher – or at least what I cared to know – came directly from an episode or two of the sitcom Are You Being Served?
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Bloodrayne (2005): From the Ruthless Archives
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Read more: Bloodrayne (2005): From the Ruthless ArchivesWhile jailed, Rayne is seduced by Sebastian and though she wants to bite his neck, he convinces her to make out first, which then turns into a wild humping session.