Author: Matt

Trivia Note: Nick has two license plates that are visible in the film. They are: “CACA KING” and “POO CZAR.”

Fortunately, director Cameron Crowe has seen fit to provide a new target for my undying rage…

87 minutes in — nude, unconscious, and covered in boils.

Before I leave you, perhaps never to return, let me remind you that this film made over $120 million at the box office.

Let me preface my remarks with an anecdote of minor humiliation that took me right back to my own days of teary-eyed virginity.

Exit on 7th.

As the title states, this is a film in five parts involving a pair of strangers who become lovers, only to end up strangers once again.

I can’t remember anything so haphazard and mindless.