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When Oscar Shit the Bed: The River (1984)
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Read more: When Oscar Shit the Bed: The River (1984)Fuck farmers. More specifically, fuck American farmers. From top to bottom, they are easily, by leaps and bounds, the most overrated, romanticized, and unjustly flattered group of people who ever lived.
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Big Fish (2003): From the Ruthless Archives
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Read more: Big Fish (2003): From the Ruthless ArchivesWatching (or should I say enduring) Big Fish is like spending two hours with that obnoxious drunk at the end of the bar.
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The Unsung: Dr. John Besant, Coquette (1929)
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Read more: The Unsung: Dr. John Besant, Coquette (1929)Mary Pickford saw the writing on the wall. Despite a legendary career as a silent film actress, the introduction of sound in the late Twenties brought about an unexpected end to life in the limelight.
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When Oscar Shit the Bed: Sweet Dreams (1985)
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Read more: When Oscar Shit the Bed: Sweet Dreams (1985)In the final analysis, Sweet Dreams isn’t even interested in probing a life; getting into the marrow of a woman who seemed to come out of nowhere and take country music by storm.
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The Iron Lady (2011): From the Ruthless Archives
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Read more: The Iron Lady (2011): From the Ruthless ArchivesAs a lad, most of what I knew about Margaret Thatcher – or at least what I cared to know – came directly from an episode or two of the sitcom Are You Being Served?
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Bloodrayne (2005): From the Ruthless Archives
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Read more: Bloodrayne (2005): From the Ruthless ArchivesWhile jailed, Rayne is seduced by Sebastian and though she wants to bite his neck, he convinces her to make out first, which then turns into a wild humping session.
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Take Shelter (2011): From the Ruthless Archives
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Read more: Take Shelter (2011): From the Ruthless ArchivesRefuge Denied. Curtis (Michael Shannon) is an Ohio man through and through, and as such, all but synonymous with America itself.
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The Marine (2006): From the Ruthless Archives
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Read more: The Marine (2006): From the Ruthless ArchivesApparently, black men do not drive minivans. Ever. Holy shit! The Marine? In these times? Not even close
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Fireproof (2008): From the Ruthless Archives
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Read more: Fireproof (2008): From the Ruthless ArchivesHalf-a-million dollars, Kirk Cameron, and the power of Jesus. What could go wrong?
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Slumdog Millionaire (2008): From the Ruthless Archives
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Read more: Slumdog Millionaire (2008): From the Ruthless ArchivesThere are no fairy tales in India, no white knights atop majestic steeds saving young damsels from despair and harm.