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Malone
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Read more: Malone“Ex-Cop. Ex-CIA. Ex-Plosive!”
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Missing in Action 2: The Beginning
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Read more: Missing in Action 2: The BeginningWhen America needs a catharsis, gooks die.
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Braddock: Missing in Action III
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Read more: Braddock: Missing in Action IIIWhen we first see Norris, he’s reduced to a moustache, but quickly grows back the beard that made him a cuddly, bear-like hunk.
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Murphy’s Law
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Read more: Murphy’s LawA solid 15 die during the course of the film, and for once, we get a nice variety.
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Rambo III
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Read more: Rambo IIIChrist Almighty, at least 20,000 men, women, and children are butchered in the span of a few hours.
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Sharky’s Machine
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Read more: Sharky’s Machine“Nobody leans on Sharky’s Machine.”
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Toy Soldiers
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Read more: Toy SoldiersThis film is practically Tiger Beat writ large.
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Cheaper by the Dozen 2
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Read more: Cheaper by the Dozen 2A page is borrowed from Leni Riefenstahl in this ode to unchecked breeding.
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Pat Garrett & Billy The Kid (1973)
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Read more: Pat Garrett & Billy The Kid (1973)In contrast, Billy is of the past; a dying symbol of an age without borders, limits, or legal restraints.
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Hard Candy
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Read more: Hard CandyThe new film Hard Candy is, above all, a showcase for the astounding performance of 19-year-old Ellen Page…