Author: Matt
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Ray (2004)
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Read more: Ray (2004)Matt Cale keeps his dick in his pants.
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Kill Bill Vol. 2
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Read more: Kill Bill Vol. 2A film simply must be more than a director showing the audience how much he knows about cinema history.
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Scary Movie 3 (2003)
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Read more: Scary Movie 3 (2003)As far as I could tell, my wife and I were the only Anglos about…
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Boogeyman (2005)
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Read more: Boogeyman (2005)Stay out of the shit house
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Before Sunset
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Read more: Before SunsetRichard Linklater’s Before Sunset is just the sort of film I needed right about now
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Sylvia
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Read more: SylviaEven though Gwyneth Paltrow once fucked Ben Affleck, Matt Cale went and saw this movie.
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The Amityville Horror (2005)
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Read more: The Amityville Horror (2005)I am not kidding, dear readers — the black woman three rows ahead of me never stopped talking.
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Godzilla (1954)
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Read more: Godzilla (1954)A metaphor.
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Gerry
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Read more: GerryMaybe Matt Damon deserved that Oscar.
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Halloween III
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Read more: Halloween IIIThis Irish fella is about more than killing the wee ones; he wants to butcher them in style!