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The Only True Detective Review You’ll Ever Need
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Read more: Jaws IV – The IndefensibleThe deep blue has killed more curious men than AIDS and Everest combined, which is why it’s the perfect setting for a horror/revenge flick.
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Atlas Shrugged
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Buckaroo Banzai Declassified (2002)
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Drive (2013)
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Read more: Drive (2013)It is here that I realized Gosling was a functioning retard the whole time. It was this twist that perhaps saved the movie.
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Lies and Illusions (2009)
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Read more: Lies and Illusions (2009)Lies and Illusions. It could be the title to a romance novel. The name of a Nickleback song. An 8th grader’s poem about society.
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Fast Five (2011)
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Read more: Fast Five (2011)A film hasn’t affected me this much since I beat up all those women after watching Million Dollar Baby.