Author: Kevin

Crime 101 asks a very important question – what if we made another Steve McQueen (the actor) movie?

Send Help is a good mashup of a bunch of things Raimi excels at. Quick zoom-ins on characters’ faces. Exceptionally well-timed jump scares. Practical effects involving copious amounts of bodily fluids.

Is Jason Statham really a box office draw? Statham’s latest film Shelter will provide another data point to that question, whose answer seems to be maybe(?).

There were three red flags for me going into 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple. The first flag is the entire franchise is decidedly mediocre. All three movies to this point have been very forgettable.

Greenland 2: Migration is a great example of a sequel whose existence raises a few eyebrows.

2025 was quite the year for horror. If Billy Joel or Fallout Boy wanted to add more verses to “We Didn’t Start the Fire” covering all of the horrid shit that happened in the world in 2025, the song would be longer than Gone With the Wind.

I’m guessing The Housemaid is a case of the book being better than the movie. I’m guessing because I haven’t read the book.

Avatar: Fire and Ash is going to make a ton of money. Not because it’s a great movie (spoiler: it isn’t), but because it’s a spectacle that people can’t resist.

Yes, Five Nights at Freddy’s was a turd of a film. I said even the fanboys should ask for seventeen dollars back and the only reason I didn’t include it as one of the worst movies of the year in 2023 was because the animatronics were at least visually interesting.

Here’s my biggest issue with the world in Zootopia. If all of the animals have evolved higher intelligence and become anthropomorphized, why are fish still treated like regular fish?