Author: Jonny
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Speed (1994)
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Read more: Speed (1994)Bad in ways that other awful movies can only dream about.
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Starsky & Hutch (2004)
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Read more: Starsky & Hutch (2004)Jonny has a knife to his own throat…
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Stone Cold
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Read more: Stone ColdBosworth’s mullet is fucking absurd.
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The Sum of all Fears (2002)
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Read more: The Sum of all Fears (2002)Ben Affleck is immune to helicopter crashes.
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Signs (2002)
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Read more: Signs (2002)Signs is a good movie. Real good in fact.
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The Clonus Horror (1979)
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Read more: The Clonus Horror (1979)If ever a film were in dire need of a remake, well, it is The Clonus Horror…
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Ciadade de Deus (City of God)
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Read more: Ciadade de Deus (City of God)I’m going to let you in on a little secret. I think Roger Ebert is a great movie reviewer.
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Citizen X (1995)
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Read more: Citizen X (1995)A masterful and inspiring film about a serial killer of children.
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The Chronicles of Riddick (2004)
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Read more: The Chronicles of Riddick (2004)The Chronicles of Riddick is worse than stomach cancer.
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Capturing The Friedmans
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Read more: Capturing The FriedmansHalfway through Capturing The Friedmans I was thinking that the opening line to my impending review would be, “And you’re surprised Kafka was a Jew.” But then director Andrew Jarecki turned the tables on me. Almost completely. Instead of leaving me with a clear idea of what to think and believe, Jarecki (thankfully) left me…