Author: Jonny
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Satanico Pandemonium (1975)
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Read more: Satanico Pandemonium (1975)“Nunsploitation.” That’s probably my favorite word in the English language.
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Emperor of The North: From the Ruthless Archives
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Read more: Emperor of The North: From the Ruthless ArchivesErnest Borgnine beats a hobo in the head with a hammer, causing said hobo to fall from the train and get cut into two pieces.
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Dark City (1998): From the Ruthless Archives
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Read more: Dark City (1998): From the Ruthless ArchivesA movie of stunning visual power, it is also an interesting peak into the Mormon concept of heaven.
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Jacob’s Ladder
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Read more: Jacob’s LadderSitting down to watch Jacob’s Ladder I was a little nervous. But not because the movie was scary or anything like that.
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Hellboy (2004)
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Read more: Hellboy (2004)Just wannabe X-Men crap and more than a little Indiana Jones-ish. Hey, they are fighting the Nazis! Anyhow, Hellboy? Just skip it.
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Head On: Gegen die Wand (2004)
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Read more: Head On: Gegen die Wand (2004)Apply directly to the DVD player! I will announce that the #1 contender for tops on my end of the year best list is Gegen die Wand (Head On).
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The Boondock Saints (1999)
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Read more: The Boondock Saints (1999)Reactionary vigilantism breathes new, retarded life.
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Road House
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Read more: Road HouseEditor’s Note: The re-make of Road House is now streaming on Amazon Prime. It stars the great Jake Gyllenhaal and is supposedly fantastic. It’s not. Tagline: “Dalton’s the best bouncer in the business. His nights are filled with fast action, hot music and beautiful women. It’s a dirty job, but somebody’s got to do it.”…
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Blade Runner: Director’s Cut (1982)
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Read more: Blade Runner: Director’s Cut (1982)Blade Runner is simply a masterpiece. There is no other way to put it. Minus the story, which is a good Philip K. Dick one, the production design alone could hold my attention for two hours. The visuals are absolutely foreign without being beyond the realm of belief.
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Desperate Hours (1990)
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Read more: Desperate Hours (1990)It’s funny to me when the parody becomes much more well known, more important even, than the original.