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The Hollywood Knights (1980)
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Read more: The Hollywood Knights (1980)The greatest generation deserved that flaming bag of dogshit.
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Elysium
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Read more: ElysiumWhenever he is on screen, Kruger seems as likely to kill his audience as anyone on screen with him. Whether stirring steaks on the braai with his ninja sword or…
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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)
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Read more: G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)This can’t be happening.
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2 Guns: A Movie About 2 Guns
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Read more: 2 Guns: A Movie About 2 GunsWell, yes, the title characters each carry a gun, and so there are 2 guns total carried by the protagonists. Or you could go with the figurative gun, in which case…
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Grown Ups 2: An Exploration of The Text
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Read more: Grown Ups 2: An Exploration of The TextA work of emotional maturity and sober introspection that ranks among the greatest works regarding the intricacies of human nature, Adam Sandler’s Grown Ups 2 continues the essential examination of…
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Repulsion (1965)
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Read more: Repulsion (1965)Polanski has warned you – don’t buy the loaf.
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John Carter
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Read more: John CarterThe froggy doggy is the only good part. The rest is shit.
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Elite Squad 2: The Enemy Within
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Read more: Elite Squad 2: The Enemy WithinIn this one, the loose cannon is the stupid chief.
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Safe House
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Read more: Safe HouseThis just in: our government is corrupt.
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Nothing Sacred
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Read more: Nothing SacredWe agree to the lie because it’s more fun that way.